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Friday, May 2, 2008

How to get me to avoid your movie.

1. Make parts one and two totally badass.

2. Make part three crappy.

3. Announce another sequel despite part three being crappy.

4. Make McG the director.

5. Announce that you've decided to shoot the movie as a PG-13 film despite the fact that all other films in the series were rated R and this movie is supposed to be about killer robots defeating (and enslaving) the human race. How is that a PG-13 movie??
Posted by dtm at 9:48 AM

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